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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend says my vagina isn't sweet enough. What can I do to increase the sweetness?


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unoriginalityisdead:

silencetheblind:

nickw91:

sincerelyafrica:

Increase the sweetness? Lmao niggas got girls out here thinking their vaginas supposed to taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and tropical skittles. Your vagina isn’t a chocolate factory baby. It’s not supposed to taste “sweet” it’s supposed to taste like a vagina. Tell your ungrateful ass boyfriend to stop asking for diabetes and eat whatever is handed to him or another nigga can💅🏿

Lol I’m dying

But it can taste sweet if you eat right….

No…no it can’t.
Ok quick sex Ed 101:

Vaginas are not fruit salad bars lmao it’s not supposed to excrete sweet fluids. A vagina is normally acidic. This changes based on pH balance. Sweating, diet, periods etc. are factors that can change the ph balance. So yea, though a healthy diet is good for your vagina, a vagina will never taste “sweet.” The ph balance just takes the vagina back to its normal acidic state.

If a penis doesn’t taste like Hershey chocolate bars why do you guys expect vaginas to taste like Reese’s peanut butter cups?

iphonevevo:

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